Upon my weary eyed awake this morning, following my dull shower until I used Holiday Spiced aromatic something shower gel, and a hearty breakfast of semi-stale Cherios.... I casually rummaged through my sock drawer to find my daily pair of dress socks. Interestingly enough I happened upon my only "pair", and found one to be of a delightful brown color and the other to be a textured/patterned black. Each quite enchanting in their own right, but combined...I wonder. Following a momentary quandary over my next move I boldly slid each onto their respective foot and marched to the office.
Sometimes I wonder how I am able to deceive people into believing that I am not a social conundrum, and am overall a decently normal dude. How do I get away with it?