I think im going to become a garbageman.
5 reasons why:
I really don't mind getting that dirty (dont tell anyone).
Its physical.
I get to drive soemthing big, loud, and obnoxious.
Im always looking for free crap. This way I won't have to look so hard.
Because I think I might actually be doing something.
Speaking of garbagemen. There seem to be lots of jobs that have a male suffix, which have been changed to be more general. One example being mailman, can now be called postal worker. What about garbageman? Garbageperson? Waste Disposal Engineer? Perhaps.
Jobs...
My roomy just managed to land a quick job with VERSACE.
Can't believe it....though that looks like my Target suit.
I Bow Down to Craigslist
How else are you able to liquidate a ton of camera gear in 5 hours locally....I wouldn't be surprised if in 2000 years there is a "religion of Craig"
craigslist can suck a big fat one
I only say this b/c its survival of the fitest. I am losing. And it makes me sad. Please. Find me a new place to live.
pin the macho on the man
My friend turns 24 today. We threw her a surprise party this past weekend. The party started with a fantastic batch of guac, which was immediately devoured. The party consisted of vag playing cards, penis ice cubes, and pinning the "macho" on the man. The party ended in a cake fight. No worries that the cake only cost me about $45, and I don't think anyone actually got to enjoy the goody richness. But, whatever.
I woke up at 5am Monday morning in my friends bed, stanking of cake, with apples to apples cards stuffed in my back pocket.
The highlight perhaps may be the handmade cock porn consistently playing the background. Cum juices dripping off the tip. Mmmm. Happy Birthday Pfenning.
ps- Its my mom's birthday today too. 50!!!! wow. I love you mom. Aren't you proud of the daughter you've created!
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