My friend turns 24 today. We threw her a surprise party this past weekend. The party started with a fantastic batch of guac, which was immediately devoured. The party consisted of vag playing cards, penis ice cubes, and pinning the "macho" on the man. The party ended in a cake fight. No worries that the cake only cost me about $45, and I don't think anyone actually got to enjoy the goody richness. But, whatever.
I woke up at 5am Monday morning in my friends bed, stanking of cake, with apples to apples cards stuffed in my back pocket.
The highlight perhaps may be the handmade cock porn consistently playing the background. Cum juices dripping off the tip. Mmmm. Happy Birthday Pfenning.
ps- Its my mom's birthday today too. 50!!!! wow. I love you mom. Aren't you proud of the daughter you've created!