I think im going to become a garbageman.
5 reasons why:
I really don't mind getting that dirty (dont tell anyone).
Its physical.
I get to drive soemthing big, loud, and obnoxious.
Im always looking for free crap. This way I won't have to look so hard.
Because I think I might actually be doing something.
Speaking of garbagemen. There seem to be lots of jobs that have a male suffix, which have been changed to be more general. One example being mailman, can now be called postal worker. What about garbageman? Garbageperson? Waste Disposal Engineer? Perhaps.