Staphylococcus Aureus actually, and its all the talk. No one seems to want it, while also not avoiding the places likely to catch it. Catch it sounds wierd when associated with a Staph infection. That word makes it sound like one is catching a cold.
Truly, ive become paranoid about it. The bar last night freaked me out. The dollar bills getting handed to the scantily clad men dancing on the tables. Not so much handed, as tucked into every knook and cranny. The dollar bills were all up in their business!!! And those dollar bills are going to be spent one way or another. Going back into the hands of the public. The people who make my sandwhiches at lunch, and the bartender who is about to make me a Redbull Vodka. Then touch the straw, which will go in my mouth at any moment. It's rather appalling. Which brings me back to the fact that I have become completely paranoid. Washing my face before and after everything I do. I am convinced I am going to catch this wonderful infection as i'm walking down the street or buying groceries. It's freaking me out man!
I really have no idea what a Staph Infection is. Rather than risk sounding like an idiot for the next several weeks, trying to discuss this yucky phenomenon, I thought I'd look it up. Im sure you are interested as well, so I took the liberty to lay out the facts, knitty gritty. The details I'd rather not copy and paste are HERE.
"Staphylococcus is group of bacteria, familiarly known as Staph (pronounced "staff"), that can cause a multitude of diseases as a result of infection of various tissues of the body. Staph bacteria can cause illness not only directly by infection (such as in the skin), but also indirectly by producing toxins responsible for food poisoning and toxic shock syndrome. Staph-related illness can range from mild and requiring no treatment to severe and potentially fatal."
"Staphylococcal disease of the skin usually results in a localized collection of pus, known as an abscess, boil, or furuncle. The affected area may be red, swollen, and painful. Drainage or pus is common."