It's worth noting because it was possibly the most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life. Let me repeat, the most painful thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life.
It was a Friday. I had taken the morning to work from home and was going to use some of this non-office time to pretty myself up. After hours at an overcrowded coffee shop attempting to be creative I headed to some sort of women beautifying place of business.
Ring of door chime. Peek head in.
"You guys do waxing?"
"Yes, room 2" (in a little old Asian lady accent)
Walk in room. Its a small room. Wax is bubbling.
"Take clothes off." (in a little old Asian lady accent)
She leaves, I take my pants off. She comes back in.
"Take all off" (in a little old Asian lady accent)
She stays, I take my underwear off. I lie down.
"Whoah" (in a little old Asian lady accent)
Sorry lady, I know it has gotten out of control but geez no need to laugh.
She pats me down with baby powder. She takes the popsicle stick out of the wax. I start to freak out.
"Ah Ah, calm down, breath" (under my breath)
The sticky green stuff is warm.
Rrriiipppppp!
"FUCK! Jesus Mother Fucking, Fuck agghhh!"
Again and again and again she wipes the cloth down and tears away. It sends pain over my entire body, and isn't getting any easier.
"He He He" I hear on the other side of the thin wall.
"They are laughing at you." (in a little old Asian lady accent)
She's mocking me.
I throw my hand down over my crotch.
"Ok, hold on a second. Ah."
"No pain no gain" she says (in a little old Asian lady accent), and tears the cloth again. It feels like shes taking my skin with her.
"FUCK!" "Ok, enough, enough." I cant handle it. It's not worth it. "Stop!"
"You don't want to be lopsided." (in a little old Asian lady accent) She rips again.
More laughing behind the curtain.
"Ok, ok, I'm done."
"Fine." (in a little old Asian lady accent)
I have broken bones. I have slammed fingers in doors. And now, I can confidently say I have paid $12 to experience the worst pain of my entire life. I'm not sure how some people do this on a consistent basis. They are fucking crazy.