Millionaire Matchmaker - Bravo

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Millionaire Matchmaker has pretty much become my new favorite thing. Here are 10 reasons why :

1- Any and everyone would love the opportunity to tell the rest of the world why they aren't getting any and how they should change. Patti get's to do this. For a living.

2- Even when she says things that don't make that much sense, it doesn't matter, b/c when people have their own show they can say whatever the F*&# they want, and it must hold some sort of importance. Right? TV validation.

3- You can't buy her confidence.

4- Makes me appreciate my 20's, but scared as hell for being alone in my 40's.

5- Who does her make-up?

6- One would think people who have made a million dollars should be able to have normal conversations w/ women. Oh, on the contrary.

7- Even millionaire men are sleezy, and cheesy, and have gross hair.

8- The rumors are true. LA women are either gold diggers or celebrity wanna be's. But usually both.

9-The reactions of her work posse are worth tuning in for.

10- God Bless America, and the 21st century.