Line from Paper Heart, film :
Interviewer - "whats the perfect date?"
7 year old - "Take somebody to Applebeys and give them hot wings."
Entry from The Stranger, Seattle newspaper :
People Who Claim to Be Afraid of Clowns
"These people (and they are numerous) are attempting to cultivate a cute quirk, but they are really just aping a cute quirk cultivated by thousands of cute-quirk-cultivators before them in a giant, gross, boring feedback loop. Yes, clowns can be mildly creepy. But come on. Among the many things that are scarier than clowns: fire, earthquakes, a guy with a knife, riding the bus, colon cancer, falling down the stairs (it could happen at any time!), rapists, people who just kind of look a little rapey and are standing too close to you in line at 7-Eleven, Marlo from The Wire, influenza, and scissors."
I find the entry above to be quite true, and something that I find kind of annoying. Suck it up people. They are clowns. People dressed up in large bright outfits with loads of make-up on. They even make cool balloon animals. Stop pretending you really care about them, or that they even scare you. I was once playing tag, ran into a fence, and got a nail stuck in my forehead. Again, I say... suck it up people.