Yes Ms Moore Im talking to you. Because of your gchat message I think I will now give the name christ whenever ordering anything to go. And no I can't capitalize/punctuate that correctly, I just feel wrong.
I was once working at a Starbucks. Yes, I did it for only maybe a month. It was the 4am to 11am shift. Besides being tempted by all the pastries in the morning it was actually a good shift. It went by fast. ... Anyway, this guy when time, when asked his name, responded with the word, "Me." Like Me was his name. .... I don't care if it was or if it wasn't but it was a pretty clever / smart ass thing to do. ... The kid at the register hardly knew what to do with himself.
I wonder how long it will be until we all just have numbers to identify us. Like Social Security numbers I suppose. No one will ever have to ask us our name. We'll just hold up our card (which has our personal number, and every other little bit of personal information on it) to a scanner and there ya go. Maybe there wont even be a scanner. Maybe they, or it, or whatever, will know who we are. Maybe they get our personal thumbprint as we open the door to the place so by the time we get to the front of the line the people already know what we want to drink. Ugh. Im creeping myself out.